HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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