what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
