Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
That's when you crack a 10am beer
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
