is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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