I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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