I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
