"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Oh god it's open bar.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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