No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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