I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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