16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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