Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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