OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize
