i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
They are going to name an STD after you.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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