dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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