I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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