took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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