Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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