Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
