Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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