She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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