Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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