So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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