real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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