There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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