Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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