would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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