South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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