...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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