He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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