I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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