I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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