I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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