you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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