why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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