I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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