I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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