im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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