Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Please don't give away my fajitas
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
