what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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