Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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