you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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