I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
i need some magic done to my vagina
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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