thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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