So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I bet he comes in French.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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