are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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