He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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