I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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