David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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