Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
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