a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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