He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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