Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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